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aah yes, that was it . . it had autodetected the text as czech . .FrankTrollman wrote:You have to translate "from" English "to" German. If you translate from (for example) Czech to German, nothing happens.Stahlseele wrote:I am german . . and it does not sound like beatboxing to me . . at all . .
Well, the problem is probably that last step, because my listen icon is still listen instead of beatbox . .
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's probably the lack of vowels. Czech is a language in which quite famously "Strč prst skrz krk." is a valid sentence.Stahlseele wrote:aah yes, that was it . . it had autodetected the text as czech . .FrankTrollman wrote:You have to translate "from" English "to" German. If you translate from (for example) Czech to German, nothing happens.Stahlseele wrote:I am german . . and it does not sound like beatboxing to me . . at all . .
Well, the problem is probably that last step, because my listen icon is still listen instead of beatbox . .
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
What does that even mean, exactly? I've always wondered...FrankTrollman wrote: It's probably the lack of vowels. Czech is a language in which quite famously "Strč prst skrz krk." is a valid sentence.
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Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
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DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
According to wikipedia, "stick your finger through your throat"
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How the hell does that even sound?FrankTrollman wrote:It's probably the lack of vowels. Czech is a language in which quite famously "Strč prst skrz krk." is a valid sentence.Stahlseele wrote:aah yes, that was it . . it had autodetected the text as czech . .FrankTrollman wrote:
You have to translate "from" English "to" German. If you translate from (for example) Czech to German, nothing happens.
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How does a human pronounce that?
I am imagining it sounding like Jughurt from Space-Balls clearning his throat when he first tries to read the Medaillon Lonestar has . .
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Kinda like "stretch pressed skirs kirk". Except all the vowel sounds are crushed to a minimum. Alternatively, listen to the recording on the Wikipedia article.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
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This is pretty awesome.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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I eagerly await the cartoons about mung-based mating, eusociality, as well as snails, komodo dragons and angler fish.
On a slight tangent, blood flukes are less than perfectly monogamous.
On a slight tangent, blood flukes are less than perfectly monogamous.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
The hyena picture isn't quite how'd I'd draw it, but a perfect representation still.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
^
Poor Austrian Town has chronic trouble with their street signs being stolen. For some reason.
Poor Austrian Town has chronic trouble with their street signs being stolen. For some reason.
The village is especially popular with British tourists; as a local tour guide explained: "The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."[11] Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking". Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."[12]
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A very old Awkward Zombie that fits with Iron Man, above:
deviantART Source
The amazing thing is that he flies exactly like that at the start of his Final Smash in Brawl.
On another related note, there's this that my girlfriend showed me:
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I can't look at that without thinking of him giving out the standard English post-transformation lines. It still fits perfectly!
Finally, while I'm on the subject, I found this short comic amusing:
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The amazing thing is that he flies exactly like that at the start of his Final Smash in Brawl.
On another related note, there's this that my girlfriend showed me:
I can't look at that without thinking of him giving out the standard English post-transformation lines. It still fits perfectly!
Finally, while I'm on the subject, I found this short comic amusing:
My deviantArt account, in case anyone cares.DSMatticus wrote:I sort my leisure activities into a neat and manageable categorized hierarchy, then ignore it and dick around on the internet.
I sent that article to my family earlier as one of the funniest wikipedia entries I've read. My brother was bummed he didn't visit while he was in Austria.erik wrote:^
Poor Austrian Town has chronic trouble with their street signs being stolen. For some reason.
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Stahlseele
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AUSTRIA
NOT AUSTRALIA
Austria is not nearly as bad as Australia.
Which is good. Because it's much closer to me than Australia.
NOT AUSTRALIA
Austria is not nearly as bad as Australia.
Which is good. Because it's much closer to me than Australia.
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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No, I am aware of that. I mean "Australians are good at stealing stuff (particularly road signs and the like). Austria thinks they have theft-resistant stuff? THAT'S A CHALLENGE, I'M BOOKING A FLIGHT RIGHT NOW!"
The real defence is that Austria is a shithole nobody wants to visit.
Edit: or perhaps, Frank, especially if they are your dad. I bet he didn't get planning permission to build that hidden area.
The real defence is that Austria is a shithole nobody wants to visit.
Edit: or perhaps, Frank, especially if they are your dad. I bet he didn't get planning permission to build that hidden area.
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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Stahlseele
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Ah, that's what you meant.
Yeah, i kinda forgot about the whole continent being a britain prison once.
Yeah, i kinda forgot about the whole continent being a britain prison once.
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Really? I thought it was in their motto.. something like "We're descended from British prisoners and grew up in the Thunderdome. Don't fuck with us."Stahlseele wrote:Ah, that's what you meant.
Yeah, i kinda forgot about the whole continent being a britain prison once.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
HAH!
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!